December 2010
8 posts
“The only thing I love more than order … is chaos.”
– Maxwell.Valentine
Dec 27th
Dear Beautiful Girl I Just Met
You’re one of those girls who doesn’t hate anyone. Cute. Truly, you’re gorgeous. But you should probably hate me. (Because I’m taking him from you)
Dec 11th
Dr. Seusses
[Jessica: ]
You're cute.
Did you know you were cute?
Now you know that you're cute.
(I'm the Dr. Seuss of my generation)
[Myself: ]
You are such a good writer!
Did you know you were such a good writer?
Now you know you're such a good writer.
Unless you are too stupid to understand these words.
Perhaps you are entirely illiterate.
Maybe you've only ever written before by dictation.
Or maybe you simply are such a good writer.
Either way, you produce lovely lyrical sentences that deserve praise.
Thusly, I declare you to be such a good writer.
(I'm the slightly more thorough Dr. Seuss of your generation.)
Dec 5th
Dec 2nd
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shieldsofpaper asked: Hi, so thanks for the follow. But, about that person "theartofwishing". I have no idea who that is (since we don't follow each other), or why they would give you a link to my tumblr. Granted, it is a letter off, but there's no tumblr by that given name anyway. Just thought I'd let you know, unless they're making a new tumblr and just adding a letter to the name, they...
Dec 2nd
“Art is brokenness.”
– Maxwell.Valentine
Dec 2nd
Seriously?
You’re ALL fucking backstabbing bitches? This is ridiculous. Why did I trust you? And what made you decide to just fucking attack me out of nowhere instead of tell me to my face if you have a problem with me so I can address it!? That’s just immature.
Dec 2nd
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Dear Backstabbing Coworker and Shitty Manager:
I think it’s quite immature of someone to be so uncomfortable with their surroundings and with themselves that they take a sign of friendship and caring as an insult. How does someone interpret overzealous care as bad intent? Come on. That’s just ridiculous. And judging a person on such a surface level as their particular gesticulations with no attempt to explore the meanings behind...
Dec 1st